Well, here we go – a fortnight of wall-to-wall Olympic wikifacts and every possible BBC “journalist” hunting for clangers, and by the looks of this not having to look too far:
Jeremy Drops a Clanger
All I have heard today is that none of ‘em can find out who is going to light the flame tonight – good, there needs to be at least one thing that can be kept away from their intrusive snouts. My money’s on Her Majesty, by the way, or would have been if her odds hadn’t been slashed by William Hill this morning. After all, she’s the only one who could possibly get past 18,000 troops and into the stadium with a lighter in her handbag.